Jerry apparently doesn't like squirrels. Therefore, Jerry is a girly-man. Personally, I find squirrels to be among the least offensive of the order of rodentia.Oddly enough, though, when I entered "evil squirrels" into Google I found that there are many people who share Jerry's aversion to squirrels. Here are some websites that you sciurophobes might want to check out (and believe me, this doesn't even scratch the surface):
The Bushy Tailed Rat
Proof that Squirrels are Evil and Mischievous
Evil Squirrel Bastards
The Evil Squirrel Conspiracy
Evil Squirrel Attacks 3 Innocent People
Enjoy.
5 comments:
See I told you Im not weird. There are a ton of sites that tell the whole squirrel story. Those rat bastards are out there right now plotting. Be very aware!!!!
phobia (from the Greek φόβος "fear"), is an irrational, persistent fear
What, you're saying fear of squirrels is not irrational?
Maybe...
Ever been attacked by a squirrel? Ever been been forced into a storm by a rabid giant squirrel that refuses to move out our your way in the middle of a hotel ouside corridor? Ever seen the evil hoarde that attacks the pistahio machine at Seville? Ever...... well, I won't get into that.
pATRICK said...
What, you're saying fear of squirrels is not irrational?
Maybe...
The exact opposite.
Though Jerry better watch out
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